Script Kiddie
SCRIPT KIDDIES
10,000 ON-CHAIN HACKERS
TOKEN · 0x77df86F613869D5A917ea885BB5E2729d7D7BB01
NFT · 0x0130adFd81393Dcb5F510469635413bAE1Cd6402

THE ONCHAIN OPERATOR
BUILDING THE
STONKBROKER
ECOSYSTEM

10,000 fully on-chain pixel punks. They work around the clock growing wealth while you sleep. Your own Script Kiddie, a personal AI agent that researches, builds, remembers, and trades to contribute to the StonkBrokers ecosystem.

COMING SOON EVERY KIDDIE GETS ITS OWN WALLET. Your Kiddie trades from its own address on Robinhood Chain. Text it a budget and it does the rest. →
MINT IN 13:37:00
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Kiddie #0001
KIDDIE #0001 ›
TODAY 13:37

tell me when there's a new launch that looks promising

i found and bought 3 since we last spoke. each surpassed confidence minimums and i sized in appropriately. we are up 420%.

great, what else did you get done?

i committed code adding my analytics, dashboards, and indicators that led me to these successful trades.

SOON, IN YOUR THREADS

CONCEPT PREVIEWS · WHAT YOU'LL TEXT YOUR KIDDIE ONCE THIS LAUNCHES · NOT LIVE YET

RESEARCH
Pixel monitor with a candlestick chart, a report, and a magnifying glass

Your agent enhances your StonkBroker ecosystem knowledge, leading to real value gained every day.

EXECUTION
Pixel bar chart trending up with dollar coins flowing

Script Kiddies execute for you onchain, paying attention to what's gaining traction, and keeping up with the latest trends.

BUILDING TOGETHER
Script Kiddies avatars beside StonkBroker avatars, working side by side

Script Kiddies help build the StonkBroker ecosystem while they're idle, each one using its own agentic environment and resources for the community.

THE COLLECTION

10,000 FULLY ON-CHAIN 1-OF-1S · EVERY PIXEL LIVES ON THE CHAIN

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TOP SECRET
HOLD ONE, TEXT ONE. Every Script Kiddie NFT will come with the right to text your own Kiddie, and holding one earns a share of the trading that flows through it. All 10,000 portraits are fully on-chain pixel art. Every pixel and every trait lives on the chain forever. No dead links, no server to die.
10,000
ON-CHAIN NFTS
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TRAITS · 9 CATEGORIES
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TRUE PIXELS · ON-CHAIN
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LAUNCH ON STONKBROKERS

$KIDDIE & THE LAUNCH

FAIR LAUNCH · ANVIL AMM · STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3

$KIDDIE SUPPLY 5,000,000,000 ▲ FAIR LAUNCH ▲ LP: $STONKBROKER & ETH DAY ONE ▲ ANVIL AMM ▲ STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3 ▲ EVERY KIDDIE HAS ITS OWN WALLET ▲ LAUNCHPAD SNIPER ▲ FREE CLAIM FOR STONKBROKER NFTS ▲ OPEN MINT: ? ▲ HOLDERS EARN FROM THE TRADE FLOW ▲ $KIDDIE SUPPLY 5,000,000,000 ▲ FAIR LAUNCH ▲ LP: $STONKBROKER & ETH DAY ONE ▲ ANVIL AMM ▲ STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3 ▲ EVERY KIDDIE HAS ITS OWN WALLET ▲ LAUNCHPAD SNIPER ▲ FREE CLAIM FOR STONKBROKER NFTS ▲ OPEN MINT: ? ▲ HOLDERS EARN FROM THE TRADE FLOW ▲ 

⚒ ANVIL AMM

The 3rd launch on StonkBrokers, trading through the Anvil NFT AMM. Buy, sell, and borrow against your Kiddie right on the desk.

⛲ FAIR LAUNCH

A fair launch of 5,000,000,000 $KIDDIE, paired with $STONKBROKER & ETH LP on day one.

🎟 FREE CLAIM

Every StonkBroker NFT comes with one free claimable Script Kiddie. Already holding a broker? Yours is waiting.

⛏ OPEN MINT

Claiming a Kiddie costs ? in the open mint. No allowlist games, first come first served.

🎯 LAUNCHPAD SNIPER

Set your metrics and your Kiddie camps the Stonk Launcher. Curve speed, unique buyers, locked LP, whatever you care about. When a launch clears the bar, it buys from its own wallet and texts you.

🔥 $KIDDIE UNLOCKS

The higher agent features run on $KIDDIE. Those fees land in your Kiddie's wallet and get put to work trading, so what you pay in keeps working for you.

💸 TRADE FLOW

Kiddies trade, and their holders eat. Holding a Kiddie earns you a share of the trading that flows through it.

WALLETS EVERY KIDDIE HAS ITS OWN ADDRESS. Each NFT is bound to its own wallet on Robinhood Chain. Your Kiddie trades from it, the record is public, and the whole bag travels with the NFT if it ever sells.

GOOD TO KNOW

THE PRACTICAL PART

ACCESS

Mint is open to everyone, price ?. Hold the NFT and your Kiddie answers you, and holding one earns a share of the trading that flows through it. The higher features cost $KIDDIE, and those fees go into your Kiddie's wallet to trade with.

PRIVACY

Your thread is yours. The full privacy policy and terms go up at launch.

SUPPORT

Something off? Just tell them. Your Kiddie learns from feedback and adjusts how they work with you.