script kiddies · 10,000 on-chain pixel hackers

YOUR OWN
PET HACKER,
IN YOUR TEXTS.

10,000 fully on-chain pixel punks. Hold one and you'll text your own Script Kiddie, a personal AI hacker that researches, builds, remembers, and trades. They answer to one person. You.

COMING SOON EVERY KIDDIE GETS ITS OWN WALLET. Your Kiddie trades from its own address on Robinhood Chain. Text it a budget and it does the rest. →

MINT IN 13:37:00

SOON, IN YOUR THREADS

CONCEPT PREVIEWS · WHAT YOU'LL TEXT YOUR KIDDIE ONCE THIS LAUNCHES · NOT LIVE YET

RESEARCH

flight's cancelled. get me home tonight

two ways home. 9:40pm through Denver for $180, or the 7pm train for $60, in at 11:15. which one?

train. send me the platform when it posts

booked. i'll ping you at the gate change.

THEY SEE

PHOTOsplit this dinner 4 ways, angela didn't drink

$41.80 each, $28.15 for angela. sent everyone their number.

REMINDERS · ANYTHING YOU ASK

remind me every sunday to water the plants

weekly, sundays 10am.

and ping me when PLTR earnings drop

on it. you'll get the numbers the second they print.

THEY REMEMBER

what was that launchpad coin you grabbed last month

$FORGE, off the stonk launcher. your 0.05 is at 2.6x and the ladder already sold half.

THE COLLECTION

10,000 FULLY ON-CHAIN 1-OF-1S · EVERY PIXEL LIVES ON THE CHAIN

TOP SECRET

HOLD ONE, TEXT ONE. Every Script Kiddie NFT will come with the right to text your own Kiddie, and holding one earns a share of the trading that flows through it. All 10,000 portraits are fully on-chain pixel art. Every pixel and every trait lives on the chain forever. No dead links, no server to die.

10,000

ON-CHAIN NFTS

86?

TRAITS · 9 CATEGORIES

100×100

TRUE PIXELS · ON-CHAIN

LAUNCH ON STONKBROKERS

$KIDDIE & THE LAUNCH

FAIR LAUNCH · ANVIL AMM · STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3

$KIDDIE SUPPLY 5,000,000,000 ▲ FAIR LAUNCH ▲ LP: $STONKBROKER & ETH DAY ONE ▲ ANVIL AMM ▲ STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3 ▲ EVERY KIDDIE HAS ITS OWN WALLET ▲ LAUNCHPAD SNIPER ▲ FREE CLAIM FOR STONKBROKER NFTS ▲ OPEN MINT: ? ▲ HOLDERS EARN FROM THE TRADE FLOW ▲ $KIDDIE SUPPLY 5,000,000,000 ▲ FAIR LAUNCH ▲ LP: $STONKBROKER & ETH DAY ONE ▲ ANVIL AMM ▲ STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3 ▲ EVERY KIDDIE HAS ITS OWN WALLET ▲ LAUNCHPAD SNIPER ▲ FREE CLAIM FOR STONKBROKER NFTS ▲ OPEN MINT: ? ▲ HOLDERS EARN FROM THE TRADE FLOW ▲

⚒ ANVIL AMM

The 3rd launch on StonkBrokers, trading through the Anvil NFT AMM. Buy, sell, and borrow against your Kiddie right on the desk.

⛲ FAIR LAUNCH

A fair launch of 5,000,000,000 $KIDDIE, paired with $STONKBROKER & ETH LP on day one.

🎟 FREE CLAIM

Every StonkBroker NFT comes with one free claimable Script Kiddie. Already holding a broker? Yours is waiting.

⛏ OPEN MINT

Claiming a Kiddie costs ? in the open mint. No allowlist games, first come first served.

🎯 LAUNCHPAD SNIPER

Set your metrics and your Kiddie camps the Stonk Launcher. Curve speed, unique buyers, locked LP, whatever you care about. When a launch clears the bar, it buys from its own wallet and texts you.

🔥 $KIDDIE UNLOCKS

The higher agent features run on $KIDDIE. Those fees land in your Kiddie's wallet and get put to work trading, so what you pay in keeps working for you.

💸 TRADE FLOW

Kiddies trade, and their holders eat. Holding a Kiddie earns you a share of the trading that flows through it.

WALLETS EVERY KIDDIE HAS ITS OWN ADDRESS. Each NFT is bound to its own wallet on Robinhood Chain. Your Kiddie trades from it, the record is public, and the whole bag travels with the NFT if it ever sells.

GOOD TO KNOW

THE PRACTICAL PART

ACCESS

Mint is open to everyone, price ?. Hold the NFT and your Kiddie answers you, and holding one earns a share of the trading that flows through it. The higher features cost $KIDDIE, and those fees go into your Kiddie's wallet to trade with.

PRIVACY

Your thread is yours. The full privacy policy and terms go up at launch.

SUPPORT

Something off? Just tell them. Your Kiddie learns from feedback and adjusts how they work with you.

YOUR OWNPET HACKER,IN YOUR TEXTS.