RESEARCH
flight's cancelled. get me home tonight
two ways home. 9:40pm through Denver for $180, or the 7pm train for $60, in at 11:15. which one?
train. send me the platform when it posts
booked. i'll ping you at the gate change.
SCRIPT KIDDIES
10,000 ON-CHAIN HACKERS · ONE TEXT AWAY
TOKEN · 0x77df86F613869D5A917ea885BB5E2729d7D7BB01
NFT · 0x0130adFd81393Dcb5F510469635413bAE1Cd6402
YOUR OWN
PET HACKER,
IN YOUR TEXTS.
10,000 fully on-chain pixel punks. Hold one and you'll text your own Script Kiddie, a personal AI hacker that researches, builds, remembers, and trades. They answer to one person. You.
COMING SOON ROBINHOOD AI MCP. Kiddies will plug into Robinhood's official Trading & Banking MCP servers, so you can text them a trade idea and get real fills. →
MINT IN
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TODAY 13:37
build a bot that watches gas and texts me when it's cheap
done, it's running. i put its live dashboard at kddi.es/e7c2 and i'll ping you under 5 gwei.
what's moving in the market today?
chips are ripping off the NVDA print. AMD is lagging the move, want me to watch it?
buy $500 if it breaks 190
order armed. i'll text you the fill.
SOON, IN YOUR THREADS
CONCEPT PREVIEWS · WHAT YOU'LL TEXT YOUR KIDDIE ONCE THIS LAUNCHES · NOT LIVE YET
THEY SEE
PHOTOsplit this dinner 4 ways, angela didn't drink
$41.80 each, $28.15 for angela. sent everyone their number.
REMINDERS · ANYTHING YOU ASK
remind me every sunday to water the plants
weekly, sundays 10am.
and ping me when PLTR earnings drop
on it. you'll get the numbers the second they print.
THEY REMEMBER
what was that etf you put me in last month
the uranium miners. your $250 starter is up 12% and i moved the stop to breakeven.
THE COLLECTION
10,000 FULLY ON-CHAIN 1-OF-1S · EVERY PIXEL LIVES ON THE CHAIN
TOP SECRET
HOLD ONE, TEXT ONE. Every Script Kiddie NFT will come with the right to text your own
Kiddie, and holding one earns a share of the trading that flows through it. All 10,000
portraits are fully on-chain pixel art. Every pixel and every trait lives on the chain
forever. No dead links, no server to die.
- 10,000
- ON-CHAIN NFTS
- 86?
- TRAITS · 9 CATEGORIES
- 100×100
- TRUE PIXELS · ON-CHAIN
- #3
- LAUNCH ON STONKBROKERS
$KIDDIE & THE LAUNCH
FAIR LAUNCH · ANVIL AMM · STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3
$KIDDIE SUPPLY 5,000,000,000 ▲ FAIR LAUNCH ▲ LP: $STONKBROKER & ETH DAY ONE ▲ ANVIL AMM ▲ STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3 ▲ FREE CLAIM FOR STONKBROKER NFTS ▲ OPEN MINT 0.05 ETH ▲ HOLDERS EARN FROM THE TRADE FLOW ▲ $KIDDIE SUPPLY 5,000,000,000 ▲ FAIR LAUNCH ▲ LP: $STONKBROKER & ETH DAY ONE ▲ ANVIL AMM ▲ STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3 ▲ FREE CLAIM FOR STONKBROKER NFTS ▲ OPEN MINT 0.05 ETH ▲ HOLDERS EARN FROM THE TRADE FLOW ▲
⚒ ANVIL AMM
The 3rd launch on StonkBrokers, trading through the Anvil NFT AMM. Buy, sell, and borrow against your Kiddie right on the desk.
⛲ FAIR LAUNCH
A fair launch of 5,000,000,000 $KIDDIE, paired with $STONKBROKER & ETH LP on day one.
🎟 FREE CLAIM
Every StonkBroker NFT comes with one free claimable Script Kiddie. Already holding a broker? Yours is waiting.
⛏ OPEN MINT
Claiming a Kiddie costs 0.05 ETH in the open mint. No allowlist games, first come first served.
💸 TRADE FLOW
Kiddies trade, and their holders eat. Holding a Kiddie earns you a share of the trading that flows through it.
COMING SOON
ROBINHOOD AI MCP. Kiddies will connect to Robinhood's official Trading & Banking MCP servers and trade straight from your texts, inside the ring-fenced agentic account.
GOOD TO KNOW
THE PRACTICAL PART
ACCESS
Mint is open to everyone at 0.05 ETH. Hold the NFT and your Kiddie answers you, and holding one earns a share of the trading that flows through it.
PRIVACY
Your thread is yours. The full privacy policy and terms go up at launch.
SUPPORT
Something off? Just tell them. Your Kiddie learns from feedback and adjusts how they work with you.